01 β SCAN
24/7 CHART WATCH
Green candles, weird volume and suspicious pumps never escape the wooden surveillance system.
/// autonomous wooden intelligence
WOODY
AGENT
Built from wood. Powered by charts. Programmed to find the next big bag. While you touch grass, Woody is touching liquidity.
β SCANNING LIQUIDITY
BTC +5.24% β²γ ETH +3.18% β²γ SOL +7.63% β²γ WOOD +β% β²γ LIQUIDITY DETECTEDγ BTC +5.24% β²γ ETH +3.18% β²γ SOL +7.63% β²γ WOOD +β% β²γ LIQUIDITY DETECTED
01 / THE MACHINE
OLD SCHOOL.
NEW BRAIN.
Woody doesnβt need a touchscreen, a tie, or a Bloomberg terminal. Give him a chart and a little liquidity β heβll handle the rest.
02 β THINK
DEGEN INTELLIGENCE
Part agent, part trader, part furniture. Somehow the worst-looking setup always gets the most attention.
03 β SEND
FIND THE BAG
When liquidity starts moving, Woody starts moving. The mission: locate the next ridiculous opportunity.
02 / THE LORE
βWHILE YOUβRE TOUCHING GRASS, WOODY IS TOUCHING LIQUIDITY.β
BODY100% WOOD
BRAINAI-POWERED
VISIONGREEN CANDLES
MISSIONFIND THE BAG
WEAKNESSSELLING TOO EARLY
ENERGYPURE DEGEN
03 / WOODEN ROADMAP
CHOP.
BUILD. SEND.
No corporate roadmap theater. Just progressively more ridiculous levels of wood-powered intelligence.
PHASE 01
THE LOG
Launch the wooden agent. Wake the terminal. Enter the trenches.
PHASE 02
THE CABIN
Grow the community and build the most recognizable wooden agent on-chain.
PHASE 03
THE FOREST
More agents. More memes. More charts. More suspiciously bullish furniture.
PHASE 04
THE BAG
Become too powerful for the furniture store. Secure the legendary wooden bag.
04 / ENTER THE CABIN
GET WOODY.
The market is moving. The candles are green. The agent is already watching. Thereβs only one question left: are you in the cabin?